Thursday, September 25, 2008

Open Letter to Brad

Dear Brad,
Do not write a single thing about the Milwaukee Brewers over the next 4 days. Stick with Packer posts.

Woz (speaking on behalf of Brewer nation)


brad said...

Will do. I am going to the game tonight, is that allowed?

woziszeus said...

Indeed Boss...keep pumping money into Milwaukee County...we need it.

ClownShipLollypop said...

I'm just a little bit worried about starting Tampon against the Cubs.

Just a little...

Why not Villanueva, Mclung, De Felice, Julio Machado, Happy Fun Ball, a fence post, Whatever.

marshalledwards said...

Don't Nick Neugebauer or JM Gold still have some life left in their arms? I do like the suggestion of Machado, though, I think he just got out of that Venezuelan prison.

ClownShipLollypop said...

Agreed. What we need right now is a prison hardened cold blooded fucking murderer.

No one runs into Julio Machado and lives!

(I would be a little bit afraid of what he would do to the bat boys)

Goldy said...

Following up on some of Clown's suggestions, I would like to nominate Log as the starting pitcher.
"It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!"

Matt said...

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

AP said...

Following up Goldy's suggestion:

"What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
runs over you neighbor's doooog

WHat fits on your back
and is great for a snack
it's log, log, LOG!"

ClownShipLollypop said...

For some reason this conversation reminds me of my favorite Will Ferrell skit Dissing your dog.

"For right now let's just stick with the Alpo. I know it's not your first choice, but keep in mind... YOU'RE A FUCKING DOG"


Travis said...


Great suggestions. Where were you 5 months ago? Brad should just be banned! Banned I say. Worthless. Thanks for the lock jackass (Brad)

Matt great happy fun ball reference!

Goldy said...

This also makes me think about Old Glory Robot Insurance.

"Because they're strong, and robotas are made of metal."

Been Cobra'd said...

Classic favorite "First Citywide change bank" Loved that one. Found this great bit..

We have been in this business a long time. With our experience, we're gonna have ideas for change combinations that probably haven't occurred to you. If you have a fifty-dollar bill, we can give you fifty singles. [ SUPER: "We can give you fifty singles" ] We can give you forty-nine singles and ten dimes. We can give you twenty-five twos. Come talk to us. [ SUPER: "We can give you twenty-five twos" ] We are not going to give you change that you don't want. If you come to us with a hundred-dollar bill, we're not going to give you two-thousand nickels.. [ SUPER: "We're not going to give you two thousand nickels" ] - unless that meets your particular change needs. We will give you.. the change.. equal to.. the amount of money.. that you want change for!

Anonymous said...

Randall (Milwaukee, WI): Milwaukee's 2009 starting in-field will be...?? And is there any chance we sign CC??

Keith Law: (2:22 PM ET ) I'm wondering if they'll try Weeks in CF before giving up on him, which would allow them to keep Hardy and play Escobar (Hall 3b, Fielder 1b). No chance on CC.

- sanchez (thought someone would find this interesting...about weeks. the CC things was a long shot ?.)

woziszeus said...


You just opened up a can of worms with receiving that answer. This isn't just a question about affects Cameron too and the decision to keep him or not and the hefty price tag.

I'm ignoring these sorts of questions until this season's over. Enjoy the current ride.

ClownShipLollypop said...

Weeks: This bag of shit has gotten enough chances. GONE

Hall: If only every day was a pink bat day. GONE

Cameron: Resigned

Hardy: Possibly dealt for a pitcher, but most likely moved to 3rd.

Escobar: Breaks camp to SS.

CC: Long gone

Ben Sheets: GONE. Prediction for 2009: Hang nail will cause serious injury when usual mound dick pinch goes wrong. This will result in Sheets missing 6 weeks with a penis laceration.