I think the Brewers are playing the worst ball in the Majors right now. So, lets just stop all this Packers talk and talk about a team that is blowing playoff hopes right now. Not one that won't start their season for another month.
The Brewers fucking suck right now. I have no confidence they can come back from any deficit anymore. It takes too many solo home runs to do that. Right now, there are only three players worth a shit and they are Sabathia, Braun and Prince. The rest of the team is just brutal. J.J. Hardy has reverted to his god awful performance at the plate. Looks like a repeat of last year. One good month and the rest is shit. Corey Hart is god awful right now. He looks like shit both at the plate and in the field. Cameron can't make contact. Weeks sucks. Ugh, this team blows at the moment. Fuck.
Over the past month, Hart is hitting .217 with 2 homers, 9 RBIs and 12 runs scored. The highlight is his .635 OPS. What a turd.
Cameron is hitting a robust .212 with 3 homers, 12 RBIs and 7 runs scored. His OPS is at .742.
Surprisingly, Dick Weeks is batting .273 with 1 homer, 10 RBIs and 19 runs scored. However, his inability to turn a basic double play are not included in these stats.
I am not going to look it up, but I imagine the three headed dildo at third is doing jack shit.
Ugh. I can't go on. I have no hope for this team right now. Nothing is clicking. The offense is at 2002 levels. I only feel good when Sabathia is on the mound and the D has been rough of late. In June and July, they were hitting the ball hard and at least had productive outs. Now, nothing. Fuck. I think it's time for a run. Maybe I'll get hit by a car and this misery will end.
Oh, and happy Civic Holiday to all of our Canadian readers. This sounds like a pretty bunk holiday according to the wikipedia entry, but hey, what the heck, we have some pretty stupid ones as well.