I have it on good authority that C.C. Sabathia is about to become a Milwaukee Brewer.
The club's seamstress was seen at the local Ben Franklin store purchasing a dozen yards of fabric in the Brewers team colors. Unless Prince split his pants recently, this amount of yarn can only be for a man of C.C. Sabathia's girth.
No word on whether the team is going to allow Sabathia to don his traditional #52, which has been unofficially retired by the Brewers after former Brewers great Jose Capellan was sent to Detroit.
[Note to Tom Haudricourt: This is a rather poor joke. I don't know who the club's seamstress is. When you read this post (as I know you will) I implore you to check your sources rather than citing this post, and then tossing mud at me when it turns out to be false.]