Friday, June 13, 2008

Eat a cheeseburger Fella!

Here's a interesting little article written on Deadspin about Prince Fielder's Vegetarian lifestyle.

I don't feel like writing much about it...cause what the F do I know about this type of shit?

Judge for yourself. Look at his career numbers and compare the last 3 years. The guy is playing pretty similar to his rookie year. His BA & OBP are pretty similar and are right at his career numbers.

However, slugging is way down. It's 150 points less then last year. Can all of this be attributed to the lack of Popeye's Chicken and Kopp's jumbo burgers?

Screw it...I say yes. You just know there has to be times when it's like 1:30 in the afternoon and Prince is on his way to the ballpark. Maybe the wife and kids were bitchin at him all morning around the house. Maybe he went 0-4 the night before. Maybe he read online another freaking idiot on the JSOnline blog saying he's a disappointment. Like you don't think the Big Fella wouldn't feel a hell of a lot better if he rolled through McDonald's drive thru and pounded 3 double cheeseburgers and a McChicken? Dude would take a greasy dump by 4:00 and would have two HR's by the 5th inning.

Have some meat Prince...you've earned it.

3 comments:

Brewer Fans said...

OK, has management finally figure out why Tavaraz was aquired off the scrap heap? I hope so.

fire nervous ned said...

I could not believe he came back out in the 12th. After they were lucky enough to make it past the 11th, why would Ned press his luck?

Oh, cause he's an idiot, that's why.

8.5 games back. This team is as done as you can be in June.

Anonymous said...

2 inch steak=hr