Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Story of 2008 so far!'s not a Brewers Story.

It's much better. Oh yes it is. How about a story about a guy who gets hammered on wine, dresses up as Darth Vader and attacks a Jedi church?

So many tidbits here that I love! Here are my two favorite parts:
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 - 0.7 percent of the population - listed Jedi as their religion.

My REACT: In my opinion, the story of the year so far in 2008. Unreal! I don't see how anything can overtake this...unless it's on the quality of the guy last year who busted in his neighbor's apartment with a sword thinking a woman was being raped when in reality his neighbor was watching loud porn. That will never be topped.

Good times!


brad said...

What the hell is a Jedi Church?

Matt said...

I think if I filled out a census form that asked for my religion, and Jedi was an option....yeah, I'd probably choose that option just for kicks.

Does participating in a light saber demonstration really lead you on the path to enlightenment? If so, I was much closer to enlightenment when I was 10 than I am now.