Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What Can Braun Do for You?

A nifty little T Shirt is circulating about our own Ryan Braun.

What can Braun do for me? I've got a pretty long list. It includes not swinging at pitches a foot off of the plate, continuing to go hard into second base to try to break up a double play (but keep it clean, Ryan...although if that Theriot wasn't so darn scrappy, he might have avoided Braun's cleats), not arguing balls and strikes, and hitting about 10 dingers in May.

Oh, and he can continue to not play third base - I like him very much in left field.

5 comments:

Goldy said...

He could probably be more "clutch". That would help as well.

matt said...

Thank you Goldy.

If history is any guide, Braun will now hit a go-ahead dinger off of Kerry Wood tonight.

Phil Collins said...

He's an easy lover...

I watch too much TV said...

Is that Holly girl sporting the shirt the same chic in American Pie and now How I met your mother?

Goldy said...

Hold it. They have a shirt that states, "Drive it like you have to poop." I don't know what it means, yet I am entertained.