Thursday, August 16, 2007

An Open Letter to the Milwaukee Brewers

To the Team Formerly Known as the Milwaukee Brewers:

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.


Anonymous said...

Well, at least the reds are in town. Could be a good weekend. The Brewers need a slumpbuster.

Wrigleyville said...

Maybe you should just stop talking for a while, Champ.

woziszeus said...

I think I need a slumpbuster. I'm calling up one of my triple A girls tonight for a spot start.

She'll get sent back down right after the game is over.

Brad said...

Way to take one for the team, Woz!

Goldy said...

Woz, where is your AAA farm team located? Lacrosse? I would imagine Racine is around the low-A level.