Thursday, August 9, 2007

Milwaukee Tourism Update

Just a quick note for those of you perhaps planning a nice summer getaway to Milwaukee this weekend...well, you might want to reconsider. Wild dogs have taken control of the city. Go to Racine instead. It's safer.


AP said...

A man in a football jersey with the number 7 on it was seen running away from the scene. Witnesses say he was running very fast, but just from looking at his arms the witnesses guessed that if the suspect had to try to throw some sort of ball, he couldn't do it very accurately.

Goldy said...

When I lived in St. Louis for a summer back in the early 2000's there were parts of town where roving packs of dogs had complete control of the neighborhood. It was insane. It was worse in East St. Louis, but I never made it over there for a first hand look.

The summer I was there, random packs of dogs killed 3 people. Unfortunately, Kurt Warner's wife was not one of them.

Larry said...

I would like to go out on a limb and say Channel 4 planted the dogs just to create "Breaking News". The most overused words in the business.

Vinny Vitrano probably said "I know..lets release 4 dogs right by our studio, run the cameras, and get some footage. Thats news!"

Melanie Stout deserves and Oscar after her performance last night on the 6:00 news illustrating how the victim flew back against the fence and was cornered.

Vick/dog fighting- they knew a story like this would get peoples attention since Vick's recent debacle