Sunday, June 3, 2007

Jack Trudeau: Beer Bitch



"Hey Jimmy, where did you get that house cup?"

How often does a terrible backup QB from the 80s get busted for supplying booze to minors? Not enough, I say. Colts QB/interception machine Jack Trudeau was arrested for providing alcohol to 12 minors after a post-prom party. That's just good times!

Was he planning a Mark Chmura-esque event later on? Was he sporting a tux to fit in with the rest of the guys? Did he build a beer bong out of random materials in his garage? Was he dominating beer pong with his kids friends? Was Peter Tom Willis and/or Eric Hipple invited? I'm begging for the full report!

2 comments:

woziszeus said...

Someone please refresh my memory...I know that Jeff George is the Colts QB in Tecmo...is Trudeau the backup on that team? If not..what team is he on?

I want to know what sort of pension he receives from the NFL.

Anonymous said...

Trudeau was on the original Tecmo Bowl....he would throw lazers to the unguardable Pat Beach.