Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Ryan Church, Cleanup Hitter?

The Brewers pick up a 3-0 whitewash vs the AAA Nationals last night as The Glue went yard and Cappy pitched great. Tell tale signs your team should be playing against International League teams rather than the NL East:
  1. Ryan Church is batting cleanup

  2. Dimitri Young and Christian Guzman are on your roster (let alone starting)

  3. Shawn Hill, staff ace!

  4. Quick, name their manager....can't do it.

  5. Finally I bring you Screech, the Nats mascot. I'll save the Dustin Diamond jokes, but this is an appropriate name. I would screech too if my job was to get people excited about this abortion of a season.

"Everybody cheer....Brian Schnieder's at the plate!!"

15 comments:

Goldy said...

They were pretty excited about Guzman and Nook Logan coming off the DL. I can't imagine who was playing in their places.

Adam P. said...

Again, pitcher making his 1st sart tonight. Brewers lose 5-1. And don't get too excited about "Glue's" HR VS. a lefty. He is still batting .167 against southpaws. Mench is batting over .350 Vs. lefties. Sit down, Geoff.

Matt McManus said...

Manny Acta?

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Manny Acta, indeed.

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