Keeping Tabs

I’ve done the research, because I’m a loser so you don’t have to. Keeping up with recently traded/released Brewers:

Carlos Lee, Texas: .291, 6 HR, 32 RBI
Nelson Cruz, Texas: .195, 0 HR, 6 RBI, 77 ABs
Richie Sexson, Seattle: .165, 5 HR, 20 RBI
Lyle Overbay, Toronto: .240, 5 HR, 15 RBI
Jeff Cirillo, Minnesota: .227, 0 HR, 2 RBI, 22 ABs
Rusty Branyan, San Diego ("German for a whale's vagina"): .219, 1 HR, 9 Ks, 32 ABs
Dave Krynzel, Tuscon (AAA): .206, 0 SB, 2 CS, 34 ABs

I sure miss the Rusty Branyan days...

Doug Davis, Arizona: 2-3, 2.36 ERA, 42 IP
Dana Eveland, Arizona: 20.25 ERA, 1.3 IP
Jorge De La Rosa, Kansas City: 3-3, 4.06 ERA, 44 IP
Ben Hendrickson, Omaha (AAA): 2-3, 5.88 ERA, 33 IP
Daniel Kolb, Indianapolis (AAA): 1-0, 0.64 ERA, 3 Saves, 14 IP
Jeff Bennett, Richmond (AAA): 7.45 ERA, 9.2 IP....boy did I hate this guy
Joe Winklesas, Out of baseball