Carl Pavano, Well Worth the Money

Carl Pavano's company van.

Carl Pavano's final Yankee stats: 5-9, 4.77 ERA. Not good. Not for a $40 million contract. What's even worse:

• 111 innings worth of work, or $360,360 per inning!
• and, using approximately 14 pitcher per inning, $25,740 per pitch!!

If it wasn't the Yankees, I would almost feel bad. Hey parents out there...start working on your kids rotator cuff!