Saturday, April 28, 2007

Packers Draft Mr. Olympia

Instead of drafting an actual football player, Green Bay decided to draft a physical specimin in round 3. V-Tech's Aaron "take it to the" Rouse has these positives mentioned in CBS Sportsline's breakdown:

Positives: Powerfully built with good upper body muscle definition, tight abdomen, big bubble, thick thighs and calves, long limbs and exceptional timed speed...

Good thing he has that "big bubble," whatever that is. Lou Ferrigno and Magnus Ver Magnusson are expecting calls tomorrow...

4 comments:

Adam Peroutky said...

I love when they make a big deal of how in shape these guys are. It's like, "wow....really?" a 22 year old guy who plays safety in the NFL is in shape, that's pretty cool. Imagine if it was like......

Aaron "Take it to the" Rouse, Safety VT-Gigantic beer belly will really jar the ball loose when his 325 Lb. body makes impact on unsuspecting WR's going over the middle. Runs a 44.4 forty. Tends to get hungry by the 3rd quarter causing him to lose focus. Has well defined breasts and his lack of vertiacal leap will make him more of a guy in the box rather than in coverage. Prefers moon pies to ho-ho's. Free safety who played nose tackle in college. Projection-undrafted

AP said...

......Actually that sounds a little more like my scouting report than anything. Maybe it is a big deal that these guys are in shape.

Goldy said...

That was a quality scouting report.

Brad said...

That's good stuff! Don't forget the manzier, or bro...whichever you prefer.